Saggy-Faced Dog

I never thought I’d be one of those people.

You know, the “love me, love my dog” type.

But I am. I take personal offense when people don’t fall in love with Tequila. Of course, being a sweet-natured, adorable mushmellow of a dog, I simply can’t understand what kind of person wouldn’t adore her.

So, naturally, I always get a little prickly when my mentor/boss doesn’t want Tequila near her. Like Tikki’s the plague or something. But I understand some people just don’t like dogs, so I always kept Tequila at bay.

But then today, my mentor/boss was all excited about this cute little dog running around the office. “I wish she’d come hang out with me and be my mascot for a little while!” I couldn’t understand why she didn’t act the same towards my adorable, cuddly beast, until she came out and said:

“Ya know, I really only like tight-faced dogs.”

With her wrinkles and jowls and saggy face… I just know Tequila doesn’t make the cut.


But tell me she isn’t frickin cute?!